50 more things...

1, what color is your toothbrush?
blue and white
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
Charles Barkley
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
It’s only 7:57…I’ll tell you in a few…
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
That’s quite personal, I think…
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Anything made by Dove Chocolate
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Been? I’ve worked the pole, babe!
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
”Sorry, Occifer, but I don’t drink and drive…I always wait until I’m stuck at a light.”
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
chocolate
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Denny’s Coke- de-licious!
10. ..emails and filling out this stupid list (see question #3)
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Crow
12, Have you bought any new clothing items? recently?
Depends…
13, The last sporting event you watched? professional?
It IS Easter weekend. Tiger IS healthy. Is there ANYTHING else that matters this weekend but The Masters?
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
I didn’t know they came in flavors. I’ll say popcorn-flavored.
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
I don’t text. I sent my daughter a smoke signal though…
16, Ever go camping?Are you kidding?
I’m a professional outdoorsman (another term for homeless)
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Suppository only
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
God and I have an agreement. I won’t bother HIM at work and He won’t bother me…My church is wherever I am at the time when He and I decide to talk things over.
19, Do you have a tan?
I have two fives. Will that help? Ooooh, a TAN….
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
I prefer Chinese pizza
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Yes. The restaurants hate it when I suck on the fountain
22, What did your last text message say? Again, I don’t text. What do I have to do to get that through your head? Text you or something???
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
You mean “who”, don’t you?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
A very skittish squirrel. Obviously he’s not used to being in the shower with me
26, What color is your watch?
Silver
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Cool accents, Greg Norman and toilets that flush in reverse
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Hit the drive thru. I have several lawsuits pending for this very reason…
30. What is your favorite number?
13
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
9-1-1 operator (they never give their name, but I suspect they are somewhere in India)
32, Any plans today?
Let’s see…mop, download some tunage, rearrange my sock drawer, commit suicide…
33, How many states have you lived in?
Let me count…state of confusion, denial, euphoria, rapture…
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
I cannot understand how in an age where we are preaching GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, my grocery store (RALPH’S) discourages paper grocery bags (pushes the plastic) by hardly having any or if they have them, they have no handles. Don’ they know that it takes dozens and dozens of years for each plastic bag to disintegrate in a landfill? Jeez!!!!
35, Last song listened to?
”We Will Go On” by Daniel Rodriguez
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
sdrawkcab siht gnitirw m'I
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Right. She comes right after my masseuse and pedicurist…
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Snow shoes. Don’t ask…
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Just those who are thin, handsome, wealthy, healthy and smart. Other than that, no. Oh wait…and the guy with the NEW box under the freeway; mine is falling apart.
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
yes- those who wish to be fat, ugly, poor and stupid. I’m sure there are some out there…
41, Do you love anyone?
but of course…”What a friend we have in Jesus…”
42, Do any of your friends have children?
Yes. Many of my friends were children once too.
43, What do you usually do during the day?
On line classes for my medical degree…
44. Do you hate anyone right now?
Hate is a four letter word. I prefer despise…
45. Do you use the word "Hello" daily?
About 1500 times a day (I’m a senior greeter at Wal-Mart)
46,What color is your car?
Black
47, Do you like cats?
They're delicious
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Yes
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yep... and their stock is at an all-time low. They’ve been de-listed from the exchange, so it’s a good time to buy, but not a good time to ride that coaster…
50, How did you get your worst scar?
Stabbed in the arm…Dad and I went for the last steak at the same time. He won...